Counting down the days until my coworker nemesis goes on maternity leave. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Latest Google search: “Can you overdose on melatonin?” PGP.

The sarcastic “good for you” when you tell a coworker you’ll be off on Friday. PGP.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

“Hope all is well with you!” -friend with whom you used to communicate daily. PGP.