Too lazy to go out to the bar. Fixed myself up a couple dirty gin martinis and put on some ’70s soft rock instead. PGP.

If I had $1 for every time I heard the phrase “touch base” in the office, I could afford to add avocado to everything. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Applied for a different position and began dreaming of a new car. Haven’t scheduled an interview yet but already have a budget and spreadsheet filled with specs. PGP.

When your male coworkers assume you wear dresses to work to impress people, but really, you just don’t want to put on pants. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Preparing a lie ahead of time for when coworkers ask about weekend plans

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Parents threatening to kick you off the family phone plan. PGP.