Rejected. Revise and Resubmit. PGP.

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP

“You’ve been selected to be a mentor for one of the summer interns”…thanks. PGP

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

Giving away all of your old Fraternity T-Shirts because you’re an “adult” now. PGP