Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards.

Swiftly alt-tabbing to an equally unproductive tab. PGP.

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

HR manager was 15 minutes late to the time management meeting she was hosting. PGP.

“Upon review of your reclassification request, we determined that your salary is below market, but within our acceptable range.” PGP

Saving draft emails to send late at night to impress the boss with your overtime. PGPM.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.