Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

My last 3 LinkedIn profile views were Tinder matches… PGP.

It’s Friday. Fuck it. PGP.

“Your request for time off has been denied.” SB16. PGP.

Dealing with overzealous TSA agents. PGP

Realizing you booked the wrong date on a flight – PGP

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.