I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.

I’m starting to enjoy work more than I enjoy being around my friends. PGP

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.