When’s the next holiday weekend? PGP

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Having to unbutton your pants before your drive home from work. PGP.

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP