The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

My chair makes fart noises every time I shift in my seat. PGP

Having to use all your vacation time for weddings. PGP.

Constantly forwarding emails I sent to my boss to him again because he’s “pretty sure” he wasn’t copied on it. PGP.

Knowing that any PTO requests should be made approximately 15mins after your boss has his mid-morning snack. PGP.

My work husband just put in his two week notice. Is this what divorce feels like?

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP