Had a nightmare my credit score dropped a hundred points overnight.

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

Using a gift card to pay for a date. PGP.

Your married Facebook friends posting sappy romantic shit on each other’s Walls. PGP.

“Hey there! Looks like we are on the same bathroom schedule!” PGP.

If I could have seen how miserable my future was going to be when I was little kid, I would have just stayed in my hometown and opened up an action figure store.

Can’t wait to turn 25 so that my car insurance premium drops. PGP.

The Sorority Life snapstory has me looking at my recruitment 2010 album and sobbing. PGP

Another Monday, another forgotten password.

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.