Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP

My cubicle is basically just a cesspool of my own farts.

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.

“Is it me guys, or does it feel like it should be Friday?” PGP.