Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

Facebook creeping a girl before adding her on LinkedIn. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.