Looking at every retirement party as you being one step closer to the top. PGP

“Is it on Netflix?”

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners….PGP

Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

This day is dragging.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.