“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.

My mom’s friend uses tinder. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

I-405. PGP.

All my friends are getting engaged and I’m just sitting here watching Netflix. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

I go on LinkedIn sometimes when I’m at the bar. PGP.

Spent the day getting lost in a House Hunters marathon… PGP.