Googling symptoms of the Zakia virus while hungover at work. PGP

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Wearing sweatpants to the bar. PGP

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

The cold and flu season. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.

Played 18 holes yesterday and so sore today.

Losing all motivation to lift on the commute home. PGP

Urinal splash-back.

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP