I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

Swiftly alt-tabbing to an equally unproductive tab. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

No better way in spreading low office morale than discussing with your coworkers about the possibility of becoming a billionaire and affirming everyone hates it there.

The southern California sales rep sends emails with the signature “InSane Diego”.

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Fantasizing about what you would say to your boss if you won the Powerball. PGP.