Used Groupon on a first date. PGPM

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Who’s going to own the action item on this? PGP

Old coworker just entered the bathroom with a novel under his arm. I was jealous of his foresight. PGP

Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP

Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.

Your meeting with your boss regarding a possible promotion being rescheduled four times. PGP.

Hallway head nods. PGP