Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar

Telling a joke about a fat chick while the office fat chick is actually listening PGP

Senator Marco Rubio taking French Work weeks. PGPOWERMOVE

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP

Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.

Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM

Fist bumping 50 year old coworkers. PGP