Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

Rejected from an internal job. Feedback suggested I read a self help book on “how to sell”. PGP

Why isn’t casual Monday’s a thing?

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.

I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.