The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about new items in the vending machine. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

Threw out some vodka in my freezer to make room for Hot Pockets. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

My cubical mate thinks that speaker phone is the only way to use the phone. PGP.