Work Christmas party is a cash bar. PGP.

“Oh good, you’re still here.” PGP.

Motivation plummeting after 3:00. PGP.

Going stag to the office Holiday party. PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

Everything in my cube shakes when my coworkers walk by. PGP.

We don’t have a Steve in my office. PGP.

Already counting down the days ’til Christmas vacation. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.