Work gave me free tickets to a golf tournament. Broke my leg 2 days later. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Making an effort to do as little as possible today.

My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

I enjoy conversations about the weather with random strangers. PGP.

Someone viewing my profile on LinkedIn is more exciting than a match on Tinder. PGP.

Wearing noise-canceling headphones do nothing to stop coworkers from bothering me. PGP