I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Replied all in GMail and didn’t have recall set up. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

It has rained for the last three weekends.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

I am legitimately excited for the final primaries tomorrow. PGP

My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP

Someone interrupted my elevator trip by joining me to ride from the second floor to the third. PGP.

I hate office small talk. PGP.

All of my coworkers are at our charity event today. I didn’t get approval to go. PGP.