Praying I get injured on the job. PGP.
My mom signed me up for Match.com and sent me an email of her top picks with the subject “You’re not getting any younger” PGP.
Having to wait in line at the printer PGP
Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP
Using Father’s Day sales but having no kids.
Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday
Only 45 more years. #PGP
My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.
Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.
Rejected. Revise and Resubmit. PGP.