Praying I get injured on the job. PGP.

My mom signed me up for Match.com and sent me an email of her top picks with the subject “You’re not getting any younger” PGP.

Having to wait in line at the printer PGP

Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

Using Father’s Day sales but having no kids.

Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

Only 45 more years. #PGP

My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.

Rejected. Revise and Resubmit. PGP.