I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Old friends calling. On accident. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.