Holy crap you hit the nail on the head and thank you so much for saying this. My wife and her dad went to South Carolina and are all Gamecock football fans (I went to another SC school, but since being married, am now a Gamecock fan). My wife’s sister and her family are extremely hardcore Clemson fans because her husband just decided one day when he was young to be a Clemson fan. Nobody in that family attended one class at Clemson, never lived anywhere near Clemson, and my wife’s sister’s husband actually graduated from South Carolina last year after doing night school for something like eight years. They are the most obnoxious group of college football fans I’ve ever met in my life. It’s not like any of them graduated from Clemson or even lived in the upstate of S.C….but holy shit, they act like their family founded that fucking school and you say one bad thing about Clemson and they act like you just killed their dog with a machete. Here’s some advice: if you didn’t even attend the school you cheer for, calm the fuck down.
Lets say you got two tickets to the Masters tomorrow (through the lottery) and you may never have a chance to attend again: is it possible to buy too much Masters merch at the pro shop?
The same thing happened to me a few years ago. A teenage girl whipped out of her high school parking lot and hit me. Apparently, her mom took her off insurance the day after she bought her car, so she was uninsured when she hit me. File an uninsured motorist claim with your own insurance company and you’ll be fine. You’ll probably have to pay a deductible, but your rates won’t go up. Your insurance will have you sign a subrogation agreement where you consent to them going after the driver that hit you to get your deductible money back.
That’s my bad, Dillon. I sent that in at the end of a long day and I guess my computer thinks “Dillion” is a real word because it wasn’t red-underlined. I appreciate the answer nonetheless and hope to see y’all there!
I’m 31, bro. I was referring to Sean McVay who, at 30, was just named the Rams head coach. If you had listened to sports radio or watched any sports network in the last two weeks, you’d know that.
My wife and I went out with her two sisters and their husbands. Later in the night when I was at the bar ordering more drinks, my wife’s sister came up and told me that she wanted to have sex with me right then and there. I was shocked and the only thing I could think to say was, “um…let’s put a pin in that.” It was one of those situations where she says she got too wasted to remember anything, but she clearly remembers everything and is just embarrassed. Needless to say, things are slightly weird between us, even though that was about 5 years ago.
My wife was in tears and after looking at Facebook this morning, she clearly wasn’t the only one. I understand having to kill off the good guys every once in a while, but holy shit. That was too much. Way too fucking much. I didn’t cry, but I didn’t get to sleep until like 3-4 hours before I had to get up to go to work. I don’t know if we’ll stop watching the show, but Negan better die in a way that tests the limits of what the FCC will allow on TV.
I work in the downtown area of an SEC college town in an office building that is directly across the street from a massive privately-owned student housing complex called “The Hub” (no, I’m not kidding). It should be noted that all of the windows are see-through and not tinted at all, and 95% of the population in this building are sorority girls. One day, I’m having a meeting in my office with 3-4 other co-workers (all guys) and we all see, out of the corner of our eyes, two college students wildly going at it. We just sit there in disbelief for about 2 minutes, watching this go down, when our department’s secretary walks in and sees us watching these two 21 year old’s having sex. She stands at the window, watching with us, until 30 seconds later she walks out and says, “Well, he’s not very creative is he?”
Any advice for a guy who just gave his notice and just wants to ride out the next 2 weeks, doing as little as possible (without pissing everyone off), before starting a new job?
Yeah it turned out to be great. I did nothing…and it was everything I thought it would be. It was only a problem when I realized what happened and thought to myself “of course…Memorial Day weekend….what a rookie mistake.”
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Holy crap you hit the nail on the head and thank you so much for saying this. My wife and her dad went to South Carolina and are all Gamecock football fans (I went to another SC school, but since being married, am now a Gamecock fan). My wife’s sister and her family are extremely hardcore Clemson fans because her husband just decided one day when he was young to be a Clemson fan. Nobody in that family attended one class at Clemson, never lived anywhere near Clemson, and my wife’s sister’s husband actually graduated from South Carolina last year after doing night school for something like eight years. They are the most obnoxious group of college football fans I’ve ever met in my life. It’s not like any of them graduated from Clemson or even lived in the upstate of S.C….but holy shit, they act like their family founded that fucking school and you say one bad thing about Clemson and they act like you just killed their dog with a machete. Here’s some advice: if you didn’t even attend the school you cheer for, calm the fuck down.
Looking for advice on a good, realistic post-grad vehicle and need input from you fine gents (e.g. Tahoe/Yukon, reasonably priced bmw, etc.).
Lets say you got two tickets to the Masters tomorrow (through the lottery) and you may never have a chance to attend again: is it possible to buy too much Masters merch at the pro shop?
The same thing happened to me a few years ago. A teenage girl whipped out of her high school parking lot and hit me. Apparently, her mom took her off insurance the day after she bought her car, so she was uninsured when she hit me. File an uninsured motorist claim with your own insurance company and you’ll be fine. You’ll probably have to pay a deductible, but your rates won’t go up. Your insurance will have you sign a subrogation agreement where you consent to them going after the driver that hit you to get your deductible money back.
Two words: Irish Times.
That’s my bad, Dillon. I sent that in at the end of a long day and I guess my computer thinks “Dillion” is a real word because it wasn’t red-underlined. I appreciate the answer nonetheless and hope to see y’all there!
I’m 31, bro. I was referring to Sean McVay who, at 30, was just named the Rams head coach. If you had listened to sports radio or watched any sports network in the last two weeks, you’d know that.
It blows my mind that Wagner Moura didn’t speak Spanish before he was cast as Pablo.
Hey, that’s what happens when you grind some other dude’s wife.
My wife and I went out with her two sisters and their husbands. Later in the night when I was at the bar ordering more drinks, my wife’s sister came up and told me that she wanted to have sex with me right then and there. I was shocked and the only thing I could think to say was, “um…let’s put a pin in that.” It was one of those situations where she says she got too wasted to remember anything, but she clearly remembers everything and is just embarrassed. Needless to say, things are slightly weird between us, even though that was about 5 years ago.
No way. I’d rather sit through a 16 hour deposition than take a 2 hour con law exam. Never again.
I don’t know what is worse: not having a party at all or having a party you can’t really attend.
We aren’t having an office party at all. God this place sucks.
My wife was in tears and after looking at Facebook this morning, she clearly wasn’t the only one. I understand having to kill off the good guys every once in a while, but holy shit. That was too much. Way too fucking much. I didn’t cry, but I didn’t get to sleep until like 3-4 hours before I had to get up to go to work. I don’t know if we’ll stop watching the show, but Negan better die in a way that tests the limits of what the FCC will allow on TV.
I have to say it: anyone who is a Walking Dead fan. You want Sunday Scaries? Watch last night’s episode right before you go to bed.
I work in the downtown area of an SEC college town in an office building that is directly across the street from a massive privately-owned student housing complex called “The Hub” (no, I’m not kidding). It should be noted that all of the windows are see-through and not tinted at all, and 95% of the population in this building are sorority girls. One day, I’m having a meeting in my office with 3-4 other co-workers (all guys) and we all see, out of the corner of our eyes, two college students wildly going at it. We just sit there in disbelief for about 2 minutes, watching this go down, when our department’s secretary walks in and sees us watching these two 21 year old’s having sex. She stands at the window, watching with us, until 30 seconds later she walks out and says, “Well, he’s not very creative is he?”
Any advice for a guy who just gave his notice and just wants to ride out the next 2 weeks, doing as little as possible (without pissing everyone off), before starting a new job?
Will, what’s your top (or top three) favorite summer drinks?
We must work at the same office.
Yeah it turned out to be great. I did nothing…and it was everything I thought it would be. It was only a problem when I realized what happened and thought to myself “of course…Memorial Day weekend….what a rookie mistake.”