I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM
My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.
Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.
“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”
The man will stop at nothing.
I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.
The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP
My boss told me his New Year’s resolution is to be on time to work, and that it should be mine too.
“How was your vacation?”