My boss forgot to send my offer letter to HR after I started four weeks ago. I don’t have health insurance and I threw out my back. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

The activity committee bought water bottles instead of planning a fun activity. PGP.

“Man, summer really flew by this year.” PGP.

My credit score dropped. PGP.

Using a coffee filter as a plate. PGP.

Just overheard my first “Now get out of my office.” PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.

Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job. PGP.

I recognize all of the novelty license plates on my commute. PGP.