Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music just to shake things up this month. PGP.

Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.

I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

Got rejected for a job because I’m over qualified. I would’ve taken the pay cut. PGP.