“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

My eye doctor says my constant eye fatigue is from staring at a computer screen all day. PGP.

Pulled a muscle playing corn hole yesterday at the company outing. PGP.

AC in my car went out. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

“Too young to live like I’m over the hill. And too old to be wild and free.” PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.