Went up another survey age bracket.

Last Friday night I ordered checks and went to bed at 10:30. PGP.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

My Tinder matches give me pep talks.