Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.