Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.
“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.
Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.
I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.
I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.
Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.