I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Someone had to warm up their leftover curry dish again. PGP.

One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.