Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

Are you going to this meeting?

Taxes and Coffee. PGP.

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

My Venmo transactions got me called into a sit down with HR. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.