Being torn between belittling judgement and fleeting jealousy of people who still live with their parents. PGP.

My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

Tyrion needing wine to sleep.

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

Maybe if I view her Linkedin page enough times, she’ll know I’m trying to hook up.

“Are you doing anything right now?”