The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

Fell asleep half way through Letterman last night. PGP

27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP