Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

“Are you busy?” PGP.

Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.