I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP