The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP