Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Booking a vacation over a year out, so I can save enough to pay for it. PGP.

“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.