Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP