I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

I check the stock market more than Facebook. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.

Riding out Hurricane Matthew and just opened my first beer. Mentally preparing myself for a hangover. PGP.

Planning vacations that will probably never happen. PGP.

Receding hairline. PGP.