Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Office colleague sharing unsolicited stories of their children or grandchildren. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

The 40 plus dudes have absolutely no remorse about destroying a stall and then coming out and chatting you up like you didn’t hear what just happened in there. Friends noticed this where they work too. It’s a thing. PGP.

Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.

Had a nightmare that I resigned the lease with my roommates. PGP.

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.