The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.

Not having a Friendsgiving since you only have a few friends and aren’t organized enough to pull off such an event. PGP.

Seasonal Affective Disorder kicking in a little early this year. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.

Not thrilled about the election, but enjoying the drama on social media. PGP.

Falling asleep before the election was called. PGP.

Saving about $600 a month now that I’m single and I’m loving it. PGP

“Did you vote?!” PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.