Months of speculation… Is Todd in it for the money? Can Girl suck start a Peterbilt? Our questions are finally answered: Todd is just one dumb motherfucker.
“Diamonds are almost worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you’ve brainwashed into thinking ‘diamond equals love.’ Guess what sluts, your quest for the perfect princess cut is supporting terrorism and genocide. Congratulations, your avarice has managed to destroy an entire continent.”
Ladies – gay or straight – faking only reinforces bad technique. If your partner is doing it wrong, communicate. Speaking as a dude, trust me: we will listen and pay attention to what you want. (I’m assuming the same holds true in lesbian relationships.)
Same. 0 and 12. I don’t know know who Miles Teller is. I don’t have an Instagram. I own gingham shirts but they’re not J Crew. I’ve been to “brunch” a grand total of twice. Definitely in the black sheep group of the PGP audience.
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My first wine purchase ever was because the label had a bayonet on it. Am I the anti-basic, or the edgy basic?
I’m struggling this morning… does “40 plus dudes” refer to 40 as the quantity of people nuking said toilet, or the age bracket?
Months of speculation… Is Todd in it for the money? Can Girl suck start a Peterbilt? Our questions are finally answered: Todd is just one dumb motherfucker.
I see what you did here… *gold clap* Nice throw back.
“Diamonds are almost worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you’ve brainwashed into thinking ‘diamond equals love.’ Guess what sluts, your quest for the perfect princess cut is supporting terrorism and genocide. Congratulations, your avarice has managed to destroy an entire continent.”
Wedding on a holiday? And I thought Girl lacked self awareness…
29 (30 this month) and still a contractor. Keep your chin up.
Occasionally. Canes > Zaxby’s. Lex recently got a Popeyes and Georgetown a Bojangles. They’re both on my to try list.
I’m assuming most the dudes on here are in their 20s and 30s. If you don’t know how to zip without skin contact, you’re an idiot.
Sounds like you have multiple stories to share…
Bro….
Yooooooo…. What up!
I would totally burn one with my Lord & Savior any day. HMU if you’re ever in the area, Jesus.
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Your squad taking membership applications?
Ladies – gay or straight – faking only reinforces bad technique. If your partner is doing it wrong, communicate. Speaking as a dude, trust me: we will listen and pay attention to what you want. (I’m assuming the same holds true in lesbian relationships.)
On the bright side, you have at least 13 months to job hunt. Beats getting fired last minute and having to take the first opening that comes along.
Huh……
So that’s what Nived looks like…
Same. 0 and 12. I don’t know know who Miles Teller is. I don’t have an Instagram. I own gingham shirts but they’re not J Crew. I’ve been to “brunch” a grand total of twice. Definitely in the black sheep group of the PGP audience.
As if my life didn’t already have enough schadenfreude. I’m gonna need the 2 liter mega gulp for all these tears.