Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Having to work in the office the day before Thanksgiving when the whole office is off. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Just learned that my favorite brand of boxers is no longer being manufactured. PGP.