Someone just farted while walking by my cube. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.

My most liked picture on my Instagram is of my sister’s kid. PGP.

IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.