Cried on my birthday. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

Listening to my coworker talk about her newborn kid and having to feign interest in her stories about it rolling over. PGP.

All my friends are getting engaged and I’m just sitting here watching Netflix. PGP.

Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Preparing a lie ahead of time for when coworkers ask about weekend plans

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.