Not sure if my boss is unaware of his use of double entendre or if he’s just a perv. PGP.

Being troubled by how excited you get about incoming calls from unknown numbers when you’re looking for a (better) job. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

Not understanding how vacation time is pro-rated when you quit but not wanting to tip anyone off that you’re leaving. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.

Taking a phone call from a recruiter during a staff meeting. PGPowerMove.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

12 days to Week 1 and our quarterback is out 9-12 months. PGP.

Being so busy at work and not getting a chance to get on Tinder. PGP.