Phoned in to a meeting today that was taking place 20 feet from my desk. PGP.

My boss means to say “cease and desist.” What she actually says, every time, is “stop and decease.” Threatening and confusing, all at once. PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.