I know it’s going to be a long day when I am greeted by the hand tap drum roll number on my cubicle by my boss. PGP.

“Hope all is well with you!” -friend with whom you used to communicate daily. PGP.

Moving. PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.